The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants;
I asked her "Is it thick?"
She said "yes dear."
Again I asked: "Is it warm?"
She replied: "yes honey."
Then I asked: "Is it soft?"
She said, "yes of course."
"It is my shit!" I told her.
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Joke has 53.73 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
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Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk."
Friend 2: "What? White?"
Friend 1: "No, expired."
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Joke has 51.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Joke has 51.71 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: What goes "oom... oom"?
A: A cow walking backward!
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