Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
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Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk."
Friend 2: "What? White?"
Friend 1: "No, expired."
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Joke has 52.45 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Joke has 52.27 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Q: What goes "oom... oom"?
A: A cow walking backward!
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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.
The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions.
"Was he tall or was he short?"
The businessman replies, "Both!"
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