The best communication jokes

Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, pirate
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: blonde, college, communication, food
Let's walk and talk. You go that way.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, travel
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and he really needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled, "Teacher, Teacher, I have to go pee pee!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, you should be old enough to know that this is not the proper word to use?" "The correct word would be urinate." "Now Johnny, would you please use the word urinate in a sentence?" Little Johnny thought for a moment then said:, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten!"
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has 53.16 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, little Johnny, teacher
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants? A: Dick-tator.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
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