The best communication jokes

What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, vulgar
Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Lately I have a big problem with my memory." The psychiatrist asks Johny: "And how does it demonstrate concretely?" Johny: "What?"
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, memory
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
Let's walk and talk. You go that way.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, travel
My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor for an appointment. The receptionist checked the schedule, then said, "The nurse will call you in a moment. Have a seat." He smiled. "Done."
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, health, husband, nurse, stupid
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, time, work
Q: What did the letter O said to the letter Q? A: Dude, your dick is hanging out.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 55.98 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist
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