The best communication jokes

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and he really needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled, "Teacher, Teacher, I have to go pee pee!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, you should be old enough to know that this is not the proper word to use?" "The correct word would be urinate." "Now Johnny, would you please use the word urinate in a sentence?" Little Johnny thought for a moment then said:, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten!"
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has 51.78 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, little Johnny, teacher
Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
There were five brothers named somebody, nobody, anybody mad and brain. One day somebody and nobody were fighting, and just at that moment the anybody called police. The police picked up the phone, and said hello. Then Anybody: "Hello sir! I want to inform you that somebody is beating nobody." Police: "Sorry!" Anybody: "Sir somebody is beating nobody" Police: "Are you mad? Who are you? What's your name?" Anybody: "No, sir mad is dancing, I am anybody" Police: "Shut up you idiot. What are you saying? Where have your brain gone? Is it lost?" Anybody: "No, sir brain is not lost. Brain is in the bathroom."
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, family, phone, stupid
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, church, communication
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, school, stupid, teacher, Yo mama
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, money, technology, work
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
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