The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny... Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"