There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified