The best communication jokes

My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, friendship
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, geography
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
Let's walk and talk. You go that way.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, travel
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, knock-knock, mean
One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, kids, wife
My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor for an appointment. The receptionist checked the schedule, then said, "The nurse will call you in a moment. Have a seat." He smiled. "Done."
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, health, husband, nurse, stupid
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 56.06 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
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