The best communication jokes

One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, kids, wife
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?" Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, work
Little Johnny comes home from school, and his mom asks: "Johnny, how did it go with your exam? Was written or oral?" And Johnny says: "Mom, I think it was anal... 'Cuz it went like shit!"
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, school, vulgar
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, stupid
Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email: Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me: How is your fianceé? The Johny´s brother reply was only: Hi John, her brother is doing well.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, family, wedding
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, drunk, travel
Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
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