The best communication jokes

Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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has 55.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, geography
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants? A: Dick-tator.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 54.83 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
There were five brothers named somebody, nobody, anybody mad and brain. One day somebody and nobody were fighting, and just at that moment the anybody called police. The police picked up the phone, and said hello. Then Anybody: "Hello sir! I want to inform you that somebody is beating nobody." Police: "Sorry!" Anybody: "Sir somebody is beating nobody" Police: "Are you mad? Who are you? What's your name?" Anybody: "No, sir mad is dancing, I am anybody" Police: "Shut up you idiot. What are you saying? Where have your brain gone? Is it lost?" Anybody: "No, sir brain is not lost. Brain is in the bathroom."
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has 54.78 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, family, phone, stupid
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 54.41 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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has 54.12 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 53.73 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk." Friend 2: "What? White?" Friend 1: "No, expired."
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has 53.56 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
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