The best communication jokes

A professor and a doctor both love the same girl. Each one tries to get rid of the other. Once, it so happened that the professor had travel out of the country for a week. Before leaving, he gave his girlfriend seven apples and asked her to eat one every day while he was not there. When asked why, he replied,"Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, food, love, teacher
Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?" Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, work
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 56.63 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Let's walk and talk. You go that way.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, travel
My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor for an appointment. The receptionist checked the schedule, then said, "The nurse will call you in a moment. Have a seat." He smiled. "Done."
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, health, husband, nurse, stupid
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, communication, nerd
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