The best communication jokes

Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, heaven, knock-knock, sex
Little Johnny comes home from school, and his mom asks: "Johnny, how did it go with your exam? Was written or oral?" And Johnny says: "Mom, I think it was anal... 'Cuz it went like shit!"
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, school, vulgar
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, sex
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan? A: We have to stop meating like this.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
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