The best communication jokes

The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
There were five brothers named somebody, nobody, anybody mad and brain. One day somebody and nobody were fighting, and just at that moment the anybody called police. The police picked up the phone, and said hello. Then Anybody: "Hello sir! I want to inform you that somebody is beating nobody." Police: "Sorry!" Anybody: "Sir somebody is beating nobody" Police: "Are you mad? Who are you? What's your name?" Anybody: "No, sir mad is dancing, I am anybody" Police: "Shut up you idiot. What are you saying? Where have your brain gone? Is it lost?" Anybody: "No, sir brain is not lost. Brain is in the bathroom."
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has 54.78 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, family, phone, stupid
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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has 54.49 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, geography
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 54.41 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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has 54.12 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, divorce, marriage, wife
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 53.73 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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has 53.46 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
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