Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.