Peter approaches the gates of Heaven.
"Knock knock," says Peter.
Miraculously, someone answers him.
"Who's there," a voice in the distance asked.
"God," says Peter.
"God who," asked the voice?
"GOD DAMMIT open these gates!
I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants?
A: Dick-tator.
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The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Q: What goes "oom... oom"?
A: A cow walking backward!
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Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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