The best communication jokes

Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk." Friend 2: "What? White?" Friend 1: "No, expired."
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, heaven, knock-knock, sex
What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, vulgar
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants? A: Dick-tator.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email: Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me: How is your fianceé? The Johny´s brother reply was only: Hi John, her brother is doing well.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, family, wedding
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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has 52.46 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, life
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
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