The best communication jokes

My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny... Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"
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has 48.55 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, family, little Johnny, teacher
Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time? A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, old people, time
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 48.27 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, ugly, Yo mama
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