The best communication jokes

A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, geography, stupid, weather
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 53.16 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 52.96 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants? A: Dick-tator.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, vulgar
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, life
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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has 52.05 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
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