A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.
The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions.
"Was he tall or was he short?"
The businessman replies, "Both!"
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A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks:
"what the hell is this".
"It is called a cave" replied the mother.
The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks
"what the heck is this".
"This is called little Johnny".
The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song.
He started to sing
"when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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A Chinese couple had a black baby.
They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated?
A: "Oh balls."
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