Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants? A: Dick-tator.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".