The best communication jokes

Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother. Johnny: "Why is this tampon commercial so long?" Mother: "This is my favorite show called 90210." Johnny: ...
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, little Johnny, time
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, stupid
Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, school, stupid, teacher, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
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