The best communication jokes

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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
has 51.58 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
has 51.54 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, football, marriage, technology
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
has 51.36 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, pirate
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
has 51.25 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, school, stupid, teacher, Yo mama
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