A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.
The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions.
"Was he tall or was he short?"
The businessman replies, "Both!"
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Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Joke has 51.25 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated?
A: "Oh balls."
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Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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