The best communication jokes

Q: What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl on TV? A: The Dallas Cowboys.
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has 80.54 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: communication, cowboy, football, money, sport
A man is watching TV supping the fourth can from his six pack. "Don't go", he suddenly yells at the screen. "Do not enter that building. Turn around and walk away. Aargh, you stupid man." His wife calls from the kitchen, "what on earth are you watching?" "Our wedding video," he bravely answers.
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has 80.54 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, mean, wedding
A race of aliens visits earth one day; they come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English. Obviously all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it's the pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?" "You mean J.C?", responds the alien. "yeah we know him he's the greatest isn't he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok". Surprised, the pope follows up with "He visits every year?! It's been over 2 millenia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!" The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?" The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?" The alien says "Yea, when he FIRST visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates. Why? What did you guys do?"
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has 80.30 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, christian, communication, religious, time
Q: What are the three words you never wanna hear whilst having sex? A: "Honey I'm home."
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has 80.12 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 80.05 % from 275 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Mom was very upset when she found a bondage S&M magazine in her son's room. She showed it to her husband when he got home. He handed it back to her without a word. She asked him, "Well, what do we do about this?" "Well, whatever you do, don't spank him."
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has 79.83 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, family, sex
Q: What did the pencil say to the sharpener? A: Stop going in circles and get to the point.
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has 79.75 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
Customer to Waiter: "This is the third time I'm asking you, do you serve pigs in here?!" Waiter: "Sir Please sit down, this is the 100th time I telling you, we serve everyone here."
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has 79.71 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, vulgar
Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having sex with them. One nun says "God, forgive them for they know not what they are doing!" The second nun says "Speak for yours! Mine is a Master!"
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has 79.69 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, god, religious, sex
Q: What do you call a man with no body, and only a nose? A: Nobody knows.
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has 79.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication
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