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My friend's father died last night so I asked him "What was the cause of his father's death?" He said, "A bus passed over his finger!" I laughed and told him: "It is not a suitable cause." My friend said: "When the bus crashed, his finger was on his nose!"
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has 80.69 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, friendship, travel
While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"
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has 80.45 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, men, stupid, women
Q: What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl on TV? A: The Dallas Cowboys.
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has 80.14 % from 332 votes. More jokes about: communication, cowboy, football, money, sport
Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having sex with them. One nun says "God, forgive them for they know not what they are doing!" The second nun says "Speak for yours! Mine is a Master!"
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has 80.05 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, god, religious, sex
Q: What do you call a man with no body, and only a nose? A: Nobody knows.
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has 80.00 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication
A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry-level position. His prospective boss asked, "Are you a smoker?" "Not even a little," said the young man. "How about alcoholic beverages?" "Never touch 'em," he replied. The boss smiled and asked, "So you spend a lot of time with girls?" The applicant said, "No, not really." "So you don't have any vices?" "Well, I do have one," he admitted. "And what would that be?" the boss asked. "I tell lies."
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has 79.99 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, communication, drug, women, work
Q: What are the three words you never wanna hear whilst having sex? A: "Honey I'm home."
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has 79.80 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
Q: What did the pencil say to the sharpener? A: Stop going in circles and get to the point.
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has 79.75 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
A beautiful woman who had a golden little plane necklace was seated next to a guy on the plane. During the flight all the time he was gazing at the necklace. When the woman asked him: "Are you interested in my necklace?" "No lady; I would rather its runway!" answered the guy.
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has 79.66 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: airplane, communication, men, travel, women
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 79.38 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
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