The best communication jokes

Two Italian men get on a bus... They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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has 80.86 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, friendship, sex, vulgar
Q: What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl on TV? A: The Dallas Cowboys.
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has 80.83 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: communication, cowboy, football, money, sport
My friend's father died last night so I asked him "What was the cause of his father's death?" He said, "A bus passed over his finger!" I laughed and told him: "It is not a suitable cause." My friend said: "When the bus crashed, his finger was on his nose!"
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has 80.69 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, friendship, travel
Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having sex with them. One nun says "God, forgive them for they know not what they are doing!" The second nun says "Speak for yours! Mine is a Master!"
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has 80.23 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, god, religious, sex
Customer to Waiter: "This is the third time I'm asking you, do you serve pigs in here?!" Waiter: "Sir Please sit down, this is the 100th time I telling you, we serve everyone here."
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has 80.19 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, vulgar
A race of aliens visits earth one day; they come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English. Obviously all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it's the pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?" "You mean J.C?", responds the alien. "yeah we know him he's the greatest isn't he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok". Surprised, the pope follows up with "He visits every year?! It's been over 2 millenia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!" The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?" The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?" The alien says "Yea, when he FIRST visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates. Why? What did you guys do?"
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has 80.01 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, christian, communication, religious, time
Q: What do you call a man with no body, and only a nose? A: Nobody knows.
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has 80.00 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication
While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"
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has 79.84 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, men, stupid, women
Q: What are the three words you never wanna hear whilst having sex? A: "Honey I'm home."
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has 79.80 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
Q: What did the pencil say to the sharpener? A: Stop going in circles and get to the point.
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has 79.75 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
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