The best communication jokes

Me: "I love you." You: "Is that you or the wine talking?" Me: "It's me talking to the wine."
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has 80.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, mean, wine
Q: What did the pencil say to the sharpener? A: Stop going in circles and get to the point.
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has 80.44 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
Two blondes were repairing a roof, with one working on one side and one on the other. After a while, one blonde noticed that her friend would carefully examine each nail before hammering it down, but half of the time she would toss the nail behind her after examining it. Figuring that there couldn't be that many bad nails, she yelled out to her friend: "Why are you tossing out all those nails?" "Well, those were all pointing the wrong way!" was the response. Infuriated, the first blonde bellowed "You, idiot! Those are for my side of the roof!!"
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has 80.43 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid, work
Can you repeat this sentence 3 times without stammering? 3 witches watch 3 Swatch watches; which witch watches which Swatch watches?
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has 80.15 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: communication
Doctor: "You look much worse than you did last week! I said you should smoke a maximum of five cigarettes a day!" Patient: "And that's what I did. And it wasn't easy because up until now I didn't smoke at all!"
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has 80.15 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, health, stupid
At the clothing store where I work, I make it a point of pride to give customers my unvarnished opinion. One day, when a man emerged from the fitting room, I took one look at him and shook my head. "No, no," I said. "Those jeans look terrible on you. I'll go get you another pair." As I walked away, I heard him mumble, "I was trying on the shirt."
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has 80.00 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: beauty, business, communication, customer service, mean
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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has 79.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
A beautiful woman who had a golden little plane necklace was seated next to a guy on the plane. During the flight all the time he was gazing at the necklace. When the woman asked him: "Are you interested in my necklace?" "No lady; I would rather its runway!" answered the guy.
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has 79.95 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: airplane, communication, men, travel, women
Customer to Waiter: "This is the third time I'm asking you, do you serve pigs in here?!" Waiter: "Sir Please sit down, this is the 100th time I telling you, we serve everyone here."
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has 79.77 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, vulgar
My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat." "You're much bigger than that."
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has 79.75 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, mean
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