The best communication jokes

Q: What did the farmer say when he is driving down the road on a steep hill and his right front wheel falls off? A: "You picked a poor time to leave me loose wheel."
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has 77.51 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, driving, time
Q: What did the grape say when it was crushed? A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, communication, wine
I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, fat, time
A tomato walks into work and a potato says: "Hello, Tomatoe..." He responds: "My name is not Tomatoe, it's just Tomato. How would you like it if I called you "Potatoe"? "Well, that would just be weird because my name is Rick!"
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, work
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
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has 77.17 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid, travel
I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar.
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, mean, wife, wine
Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case. "Look," said one, "let's be honest with each other." "Okay, you first," replied the other. That was the end of the discussion.
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer
Me: "Hey, don't assume I'm dying alone. I might find someone, you don't know." Waiter: "I asked if you were dining alone." Me: "Oh, sorry. Yes."
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, single
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed: "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I...? A microwave?
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, men, technology, time
Boy: "Our principal is so stupid!" Girl: "Don't you know who I am?" Boy: "No?" Girl: "I'm the principals daughter". Boy: "Do you know who I am?" Girl: "No." Boy: "Good." *walks away quickly*
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has 76.77 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, school, stupid, vulgar