The best communication jokes

Boy: "Our principal is so stupid!" Girl: "Don't you know who I am?" Boy: "No?" Girl: "I'm the principals daughter". Boy: "Do you know who I am?" Girl: "No." Boy: "Good." *walks away quickly*
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has 77.25 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, school, stupid, vulgar
Q: What are the three words you never wanna hear whilst having sex? A: "Honey I'm home."
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has 77.13 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha­­! That's not going to help," she said. "Sure, it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
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has 77.03 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat
Mom was very upset when she found a bondage S&M magazine in her son's room. She showed it to her husband when he got home. He handed it back to her without a word. She asked him, "Well, what do we do about this?" "Well, whatever you do, don't spank him."
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has 76.99 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, family, sex
Son: "Dad, I'm cold..." Dad: "Stand in a corner, they're usually ninety degrees!"
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, kids, science
Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case. "Look," said one, "let's be honest with each other." "Okay, you first," replied the other. That was the end of the discussion.
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer
Did you hear about the man whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, health
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
At the clothing store where I work, I make it a point of pride to give customers my unvarnished opinion. One day, when a man emerged from the fitting room, I took one look at him and shook my head. "No, no," I said. "Those jeans look terrible on you. I'll go get you another pair." As I walked away, I heard him mumble, "I was trying on the shirt."
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: beauty, business, communication, customer service, mean
Q: Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? A: Because they take things. Literally.
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication