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The sales chief, the HR chief, and the boss are on their way to lunch around the corner. They detour through an alley and stumble on a beat up but valuable looking brass container. The sales chief picks it up and starts cleaning it with his handkerchief. Suddenly, a genie emerges out of a curtain of purple smoke. The genie is grateful to be set free and offers them each a wish. The HR chief is wide-eyed and ecstatic. She says, "I want to be living on a beautiful beach in Jamaica with a sailboat and enough money to make me happy for the rest of my life." Poof! She disappears. The sales chief says, "Wow! I want to be happily married to a wealthy supermodel with penthouses in New York, Paris, and Hong Kong." Presto, he vanishes. "And how about you?" asks the Genie, looking at the boss. The boss scowls and says, "I want both those idiots back in the office by 2 PM." Moral: Always let your boss speak first.
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has 79.24 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, genie, holiday, management, work
My girlfriend told me that will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!
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has 79.24 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, couple, love, relationship, single
Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having sex with them. One nun says "God, forgive them for they know not what they are doing!" The second nun says "Speak for yours! Mine is a Master!"
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has 79.21 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, god, religious, sex
A priest asks Johnny if he's scared of Satan. Little Johnny says "I have nothing to be scared of you are the one that must be scared; you talk crap about him every Sunday..."
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has 78.90 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, priest, religious
When teacher entered the class little Jonny slowly said: "Sir excuse me; your zipper is open." So the teacher thanked him and fastened his zipper. He went near little Jonny and told him: "My dear it would better to say: the office door is open." Next day when the teacher entered the class, unfortunately, his zipper was again open! Little Jonny loudly shouted: "Not only the office door is open but also the teacher is at the door and two small students are beside him."
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has 78.66 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, little Johnny, teacher
Q: What do you call a very small valentine? A: A valen-tiny!
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, Valentines day
My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat." "You're much bigger than that."
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, mean
Q: Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? A: Time will tell.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, time
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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has 78.55 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, death, old people
Q: What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? A: Stick with me and you'll go places.
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, travel, Valentines day
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