The best communication jokes

A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. "Sure," I said, "as long as you provide your own kennel." I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over. The customer was flummoxed: "I'll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!"
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has 78.55 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: airplane, communication, customer service, dog, stupid
I was sat with my wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, when she said, "I love you so much, you know. I don't know how I could ever live without you." I said, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She said, "It's me talking to the wine.
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has 78.31 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, mean, wife, wine
At the clothing store where I work, I make it a point of pride to give customers my unvarnished opinion. One day, when a man emerged from the fitting room, I took one look at him and shook my head. "No, no," I said. "Those jeans look terrible on you. I'll go get you another pair." As I walked away, I heard him mumble, "I was trying on the shirt."
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: beauty, business, communication, customer service, mean
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed: "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I...? A microwave?
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, men, technology, time
My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat." "You're much bigger than that."
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has 77.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, mean
When I arrived at a hotel in order to fill in my identities I noticed the word "sex" so I wrote: YES PLEASE.
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has 77.82 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, sex, travel
Q: Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? A: Time will tell.
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, time
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
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has 77.59 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, nerd, science, travel
A man walks into a clock shop where a beautiful woman is working. He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his cock. The woman screams "excuse me sir this is a CLOCK SHOP". I know replied the man "I want two hands and a face put on this".
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has 77.54 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, sex, women
My girlfriend said she wanted a perfect holiday, so I had to stay home!
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has 77.53 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, holiday, relationship
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