The best communication jokes

On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. "Give me a couple of steaks," he says. "We're out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken," says the butcher. "Hotdogs and chicken?!" yells the hunter. "How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?"
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has 81.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, marriage, mean
One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed. That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."
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has 81.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, dentist, kids, money, religious
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
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has 81.23 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, nerd, science, travel
I was sat with my wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, when she said, "I love you so much, you know. I don't know how I could ever live without you." I said, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She said, "It's me talking to the wine.
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has 80.86 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, mean, wife, wine
Q: What did the pencil say to the sharpener? A: Stop going in circles and get to the point.
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has 80.44 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
Me: "I love you." You: "Is that you or the wine talking?" Me: "It's me talking to the wine."
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has 80.44 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, mean, wine
A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over. A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing. The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over. The brunette joins her. Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car. The blonde watches as the car drives away. The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
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has 80.43 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, car, communication, driving
Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice? A: He didn't give a hoot!
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has 80.43 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 80.30 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: Famous last words of a bomb disposal expert? A: "Yes, the red wire."
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has 79.96 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, work
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