The best communication jokes

I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me: "Are you alone?" So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone." "So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl. I fainted...
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has 76.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, single, women
A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha­­! That's not going to help," she said. "Sure, it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat
A girl married with a man who had only one foot. Next day her mother rang her and asked: "My little tell me how did U feel the marriage?" Her daughter replied: "Woo real splendid; alas he has only one foot!" Her mom answered: "You must be too lucky, when I married your dad; he had only one inch!"
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has 76.48 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, family, sex, wedding
Q: Why don't you ask Yoda for money? A: He is always a little to short.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, money
Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone asked. "Oh, not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer
The attorney tells the accused, "I have some good news and some bad news." "What's the bad news?" asks the accused. "The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it." "What's the good news?" "Your cholesterol is 130."
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, health, lawyer, prison
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, life
Every time I say that I'm ready to order in a restaurant, what I really mean is that I'm not ready but the panic will help me make a decision.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, time
Q: How can you tell there's an afterlife for lawyers? A: Because after they die, they lie still.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer, life
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.
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has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, dirty, sex