The best communication jokes

I was looking at the pies offered by a nearby café. They had cherry, apple, berry, peach, and Herman's. "What type of pie is Herman's?" I asked the waiter. "Apple," he said. "Then why is it called Herman's pie?" "Because Herman called in to reserve it."
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, food
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel!! No, think of another wish." The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment... know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'... know how to make them truly happy...." The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"
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has 76.74 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, divorce, genie, travel
Anthony Weiner got in trouble with his Hispanic online name "Carlos Danger". He is now using a French online name, "Jacques Ouef".
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has 76.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, technology
Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, driving
A man was talking to his wife about going to the social security office. He said he would go the next day. So the next morning he goes but when he gets there he realized he forgot his license and she said that was fine she could tell his age by the hair on his chest. So he opened his shirt and everything went smoothly. He got home and told his wife what happened and she said: "well honey if you would have pulled down your pants you could have filed for disability."
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, mean, sex, wife
Q: How can you tell there's an afterlife for lawyers? A: Because after they die, they lie still.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer, life
Don't get upset if I ask you where something is in Target when you choose to wear a red shirt and khakis to shop.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service
A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over. A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing. The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over. The brunette joins her. Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car. The blonde watches as the car drives away. The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
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has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, car, communication, driving
I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it." I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.
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has 75.91 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gym, mean
Little Johnny's father farted. The son asked his father: "What was that?" His father said: "My sweet that is 'north wind'" When he went to school the teacher asked the class: "Who knows the direction of the north wind? Little Johnny shouted: "My daddy's ass!"
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has 75.69 % from 2739 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, fart, little Johnny, school