The best communication jokes

There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?" The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in." The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?" The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger." The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
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has 77.64 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, stupid, weather
"Hey Bill... Do you talk to your wife while you are having sex?" "Only if there's a phone handy", Bill replied.
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has 77.53 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, sex, wife
I love in horror movies how the person yells out "Hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "Yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, food
Wanna hear a pencil joke? Ugh, nevermind, it's pointless.
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?" The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"
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has 77.47 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, death, women
My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.
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has 77.47 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, death, family
A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. "Sure," I said, "as long as you provide your own kennel." I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over. The customer was flummoxed: "I'll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!"
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has 77.37 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: airplane, communication, customer service, dog, stupid
A lawyer has just settled down in his new office. So now, he is thinking what he can do to have clients. After a long time thinking, a man comes into the office. Right away, the lawyer decides to make his new plan take action. So he picks up the phone and says: "Unfortunately, Ms. Onassis, I cannot undertake your case right now. I am working full time, call me in a month to see if I can help you." He puts the phone down and says to the waiting man: "How can I help you sir?" "Nothing really, I am from telephone communications, I just came to connect your phone."
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has 77.05 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer, office, phone, work
A girl married with a man who had only one foot. Next day her mother rang her and asked: "My little tell me how did U feel the marriage?" Her daughter replied: "Woo real splendid; alas he has only one foot!" Her mom answered: "You must be too lucky, when I married your dad; he had only one inch!"
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has 77.03 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, family, sex, wedding
Q: How can you tell there's an afterlife for lawyers? A: Because after they die, they lie still.
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer, life