The best communication jokes

Q: How can you tell there's an afterlife for lawyers? A: Because after they die, they lie still.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer, life
The attorney tells the accused, "I have some good news and some bad news." "What's the bad news?" asks the accused. "The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it." "What's the good news?" "Your cholesterol is 130."
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: communication, health, lawyer, prison
Don't get upset if I ask you where something is in Target when you choose to wear a red shirt and khakis to shop.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service
Little Johnny's father farted. The son asked his father: "What was that?" His father said: "My sweet that is 'north wind'" When he went to school the teacher asked the class: "Who knows the direction of the north wind? Little Johnny shouted: "My daddy's ass!"
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has 75.93 % from 2775 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, fart, little Johnny, school
I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me: "Are you alone?" So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone." "So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl. I fainted...
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has 75.68 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, single, women
A girl married with a man who had only one foot. Next day her mother rang her and asked: "My little tell me how did U feel the marriage?" Her daughter replied: "Woo real splendid; alas he has only one foot!" Her mom answered: "You must be too lucky, when I married your dad; he had only one inch!"
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has 75.63 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, family, sex, wedding
Me using the Siri app on my iPhone: Me: "Siri, call my wife." Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts." Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife." Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife." Me: "Call my wife." Siri: "Which wife?"
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has 75.58 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, stupid, technology, wife
A daughter wakes up at 3 a.m. and asks her mother: "Mummy, tell me a fairy-tale." "Daddy will get back soon and he will tell both of us a fairy tale..."
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, family, husband
George W. Bush and Bill Clinton both decided to have biographies written about them. George called him "The Three Most Powerful Men - Bush, Dick, and Colon". Bill called his "Sex Between the Bushes"
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has 75.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, political, sex
Calling for information about one of my credit cards, I got the following recorded prompt: "Please enter your account number as it appears on your card or statement." I did as instructed, and the system said, "Please enter your five-digit ZIP code." After I put that in, I got a third message: "If you would like your information in English, press one."
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, phone