The best communication jokes

At the clothing store where I work, I make it a point of pride to give customers my unvarnished opinion. One day, when a man emerged from the fitting room, I took one look at him and shook my head. "No, no," I said. "Those jeans look terrible on you. I'll go get you another pair." As I walked away, I heard him mumble, "I was trying on the shirt."
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: beauty, business, communication, customer service, mean
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, dirty, sex
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?" The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, death, women
My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, death, family
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
Little Johnny's father farted. The son asked his father: "What was that?" His father said: "My sweet that is 'north wind'" When he went to school the teacher asked the class: "Who knows the direction of the north wind? Little Johnny shouted: "My daddy's ass!"
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has 74.63 % from 2595 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, fart, little Johnny, school
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries. After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, "We don't see too many deer around here." "At these prices," replied the buck, "I'm not surprised."
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, money
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 74.42 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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