The best communication jokes

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
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has 75.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid, travel
A lawyer has just settled down in his new office. So now, he is thinking what he can do to have clients. After a long time thinking, a man comes into the office. Right away, the lawyer decides to make his new plan take action. So he picks up the phone and says: "Unfortunately, Ms. Onassis, I cannot undertake your case right now. I am working full time, call me in a month to see if I can help you." He puts the phone down and says to the waiting man: "How can I help you sir?" "Nothing really, I am from telephone communications, I just came to connect your phone."
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has 75.90 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer, office, phone, work
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 75.66 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
A man walks into a clock shop where a beautiful woman is working. He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his cock. The woman screams "excuse me sir this is a CLOCK SHOP". I know replied the man "I want two hands and a face put on this".
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has 75.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, sex, women
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? A: So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, food, travel, work
Don't get upset if I ask you where something is in Target when you choose to wear a red shirt and khakis to shop.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service
When our air conditioner broke down, we called for a serviceman to come and take a look at it. It turned out to be a high school classmate of my husband's named Love. He said next time we needed any repairs to ask for him. The next year when we needed service again, we requested Mr. Love. I took the day off from work and waited for him to arrive. After he had worked on our air conditioner, he left his work order behind. It had my name and said: "Wants Love in afternoon."
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, love, technology
An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be pinching stock but he couldn't prove it. He had his eye on one shifty-looking individual who every day drove his old truck out of the factory with the load covered by a tarpaulin. Time after time the auditor stopped the bloke, made him remove the tarpaulin and then inspected the load. On every occasion, there was only scrap metal in the truck which the driver said he was taking to the tip. On three occasions the auditor made the bloke remove the tarpaulin and then unload the scrap in front of him, suspecting that there might be stolen stock hidden underneath. Nothing. He could never find anything amiss. After a few months of this, the auditor was offered a better job elsewhere and resigned. A few weeks later he was drinking in a pub when the shifty character walked in. On an impulse, the auditor went up to him and said, "Look, I've left the company, I'm not interested in taking it any further and I won't stop you, but I just have to know. What were you taking?" And the bloke said "Tarpaulins."
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: accountant, communication, mean, time, work
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
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