The best communication jokes

Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, kids, mean, women
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, single, ugly, women
Don't get upset if I ask you where something is in Target when you choose to wear a red shirt and khakis to shop.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service
Scene: A radio newsroom. Caller: "I just wanted to let you know you're off the air." Host: "Yes, we know. The engineers are working on it." Caller: "It would be nice if you put something on the air that says that."
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, technology, work
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you handsome, don't take it as a compliment!
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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has 74.80 % from 794 votes. More jokes about: birthday, communication, dirty, lesbian, sex
A guy rang up to air port and said: "Do you mind me please to ask how long is from New York to Sanfransico? The lady replied "A moment..." Then the guy said "Thank you" and ceased conversation.
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has 74.80 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, stupid, time, travel
Calling for information about one of my credit cards, I got the following recorded prompt: "Please enter your account number as it appears on your card or statement." I did as instructed, and the system said, "Please enter your five-digit ZIP code." After I put that in, I got a third message: "If you would like your information in English, press one."
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, phone
Little Johnny's father farted. The son asked his father: "What was that?" His father said: "My sweet that is 'north wind'" When he went to school the teacher asked the class: "Who knows the direction of the north wind? Little Johnny shouted: "My daddy's ass!"
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has 74.77 % from 2618 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, fart, little Johnny, school
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, mean, wife
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