The best communication jokes

Two dyslectic fellas sat in the kitchen... Fella 1: "Ere, can you smell gas?" Fella 2: "Who me? No... I can't even smell my own name!"
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, health, stupid
Q: Why was the wizard kicked out of school. A: Because he forgot how to spell.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, memory, school
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting
A lawyer has just settled down in his new office. So now, he is thinking what he can do to have clients. After a long time thinking, a man comes into the office. Right away, the lawyer decides to make his new plan take action. So he picks up the phone and says: "Unfortunately, Ms. Onassis, I cannot undertake your case right now. I am working full time, call me in a month to see if I can help you." He puts the phone down and says to the waiting man: "How can I help you sir?" "Nothing really, I am from telephone communications, I just came to connect your phone."
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has 72.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer, office, phone, work
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
George W. Bush and Bill Clinton both decided to have biographies written about them. George called him "The Three Most Powerful Men - Bush, Dick, and Colon". Bill called his "Sex Between the Bushes"
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has 72.43 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, political, sex
Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, driving
My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, death, family
Q: What did Snow White say to Pinocchio when she was sitting on his face? A: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: communication
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