A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over.
A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing.
The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over.
The brunette joins her.
Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car.
The blonde watches as the car drives away.
The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
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Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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Q: Why was the wizard kicked out of school.
A: Because he forgot how to spell.
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Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit."
And walked away.
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Boy: "Our principal is so stupid!"
Girl: "Don't you know who I am?"
Boy: "No?"
Girl: "I'm the principals daughter".
Boy: "Do you know who I am?"
Girl: "No."
Boy: "Good."
*walks away quickly*
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Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me.
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My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104.
We called her Aunt Tique.
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I and my two mates went to a hooker and she told us that it will cost us a pound an inch.
My first mate went in and came out after minutes, saying, it cost me a tenner!
My second mate went in and came out ten minutes later and said, it cost me £9.50!
I went in and came out ten minutes later and said, it cost me £3.50.!
"What do you mean," they asked me.
"I told them, you both paid on the way in but I paid on the way out."
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The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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