The best communication jokes

While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, men, stupid, women
Little Johnny's father farted. The son asked his father: "What was that?" His father said: "My sweet that is 'north wind'" When he went to school the teacher asked the class: "Who knows the direction of the north wind? Little Johnny shouted: "My daddy's ass!"
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has 74.63 % from 2599 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, fart, little Johnny, school
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, knock-knock, vulgar
My dick is too long and it causes some problems for me. On the other day when I with my girlfriend went to cinema suddenly I had an erection so that the shadow of my penis was reflected on the screen. Somebody from the corner shouted: "Mr bald sit down please we want to see the movie!"
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has 74.40 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, life
My girlfriend told me that will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, couple, love, relationship, single
Q: How do you make holy water? A: You boil the hell out of it.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, religious, science
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, mean, wife
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? A: So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, food, travel, work
Don't get upset if I ask you where something is in Target when you choose to wear a red shirt and khakis to shop.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service
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