When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.