Joke #8796

Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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A man was found murdered in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his tub. The tub had been filled with milk, and the deceased had a banana protruding from his buttocks. Police suspect a cereal killer.
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Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed
How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, life
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, "How is this possible?" The guy says,"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
There are 2 women getting ready to leave for work. The brunette gets in the driver's seat and the blonde gets in the passenger's seat. The brunette says: "We're late, so you watch out the back window for cops." As she speeds down the road she asks the blonde: "So, do you see any cops?" The blonde replies: "Yes!" The brunette says: "Are they behind us?" "Yes!" "Are they close?" "Yes!" "Are they going to stop us?" "I don't know!" "Well, are their lights on?" The blonde replies: "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...!
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, work
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 76.59 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer