The best computer jokes

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 69.99 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, stupid, technology, Yo mama
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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has 68.41 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
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