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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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