The best computer jokes

Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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