Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times
I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze.
Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?”
Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles...
See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles...
See 83 errors, pitches computer.