Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles...
See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles...
See 83 errors, pitches computer.
If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”
The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”
And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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