The best computer jokes

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 69.95 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
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