The best computer jokes

Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our wives to use electronic mail. Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about the contents.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: air force, computer, money, phone, wife
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, “My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that.” The second woman proclaimed, “My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!” The third woman replied, “Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it’s going to be, when I finally get it…”
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, computer, husband, love
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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has 68.41 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
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