The best computer jokes

If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 69.93 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, “My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that.” The second woman proclaimed, “My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!” The third woman replied, “Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it’s going to be, when I finally get it…”
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, computer, husband, love
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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has 68.41 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
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