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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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