Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better".
So I installed LINUX.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home?
Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”
The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”
And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems.
They decide to throw a coin.
Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard."
Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT."
Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.