The best computer jokes

Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, “My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that.” The second woman proclaimed, “My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!” The third woman replied, “Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it’s going to be, when I finally get it…”
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, computer, husband, love
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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has 67.11 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 66.69 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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has 66.56 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our wives to use electronic mail. Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about the contents.
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: air force, computer, money, phone, wife
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