The best computer jokes

On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket. A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!" The programmer smiles and walks on. Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?" "I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, IT, programmer
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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