The best computer jokes

With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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has 65.53 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, coding, computer, IT
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
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