The best computer jokes

Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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has 68.71 % from 390 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, “My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that.” The second woman proclaimed, “My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!” The third woman replied, “Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it’s going to be, when I finally get it…”
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, computer, husband, love
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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has 68.41 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
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