The best computer jokes

Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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has 65.53 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, coding, computer, IT
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men, stupid
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, science
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