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Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, “My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that.” The second woman proclaimed, “My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!” The third woman replied, “Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it’s going to be, when I finally get it…”
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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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