The best computer jokes

On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men, stupid
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket. A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!" The programmer smiles and walks on. Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?" "I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, IT, programmer
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
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