The best computer jokes

Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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