The best computer jokes

Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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has 63.42 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, technology
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, coding, computer, IT
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 61.95 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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has 61.94 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, family, IT