Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.