The best computer jokes

Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, technology
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, science
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 62.78 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology