Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.