The best computer jokes

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets in, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." The passenger asks "Who?"  The cabbie says "Frank Feldman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Frank every single time." Passenger: "Yeah. But there are always a few clouds over everybody."  Cabbie says "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, danced like a Broadway star, and you should have heard him play the piano." The passenger replies "Sounds like he was something really special"  Cab driver responds "There's more... he had a mind like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out." Passenger: "Wow, some incredible guy"  The cabbie goes "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me. I always seem to get stuck in them." "Passenger: "Mmm, there's not many like him around."  Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. And he's never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"  Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank." Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?" Cabbie: "I married his fucking widow..."
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has 65.80 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: car, computer, golf, marriage, time
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer