The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT