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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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