Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.