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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
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While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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