If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.