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Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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