The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 64.73 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men, stupid
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, technology
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, science