Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.