Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!