The best computer jokes

Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket. A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!" The programmer smiles and walks on. Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?" "I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, IT, programmer
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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has 63.81 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer