The best computer jokes

If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men, stupid
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, coding, computer, IT
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology