Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.