The best computer jokes

While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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has 61.94 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, family, IT
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, sport, student, teacher
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 59.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: computer, men
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer