While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.