Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."