The best computer jokes

What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men, stupid
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket. A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!" The programmer smiles and walks on. Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?" "I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, IT, programmer
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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has 63.81 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT