Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.