The best computer jokes

What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: computer, men
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama