The best computer jokes

Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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has 61.94 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, family, IT
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, sport, student, teacher
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT