Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data
Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months.
One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job.
I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case.
"If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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