The best computer jokes

While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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