The best computer jokes

When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, “My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that.” The second woman proclaimed, “My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!” The third woman replied, “Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it’s going to be, when I finally get it…”
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Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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