What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.