The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT