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Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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