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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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