The best computer jokes

If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, women
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our wives to use electronic mail. Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about the contents.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: air force, computer, money, phone, wife
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 71.09 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
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