The best computer jokes

On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, work
Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: computer, women
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our wives to use electronic mail. Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about the contents.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: air force, computer, money, phone, wife
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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has 72.41 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, game
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
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