The best computer jokes

Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, “My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that.” The second woman proclaimed, “My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!” The third woman replied, “Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it’s going to be, when I finally get it…”
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, computer, husband, love
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 69.90 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
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