If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our wives to use electronic mail. Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about the contents.
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”