The best computer jokes

Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, work
Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: computer, women
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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has 72.41 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, game
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 70.79 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
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