Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."