On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our wives to use electronic mail. Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about the contents.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1