The best computer jokes

Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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has 71.09 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 69.67 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 69.44 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 69.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
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