Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"