Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!