The best computer jokes

Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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has 51.93 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, racist
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, office
As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: computer, kids, navy, technology, time
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 50.97 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
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