The best computer jokes

Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, sport, student, teacher
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 62.82 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, technology
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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has 62.37 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, family, IT
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
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