Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.