The best computer jokes

Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: computer, men
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
Customer: “My youngest son was surfing the web last night and to my shock he was at a British comedy site.” Tech Support: “Yes, what is the problem?” Customer: “The ‘.uk’ at the end — doesn’t that stand for United Kingdom?” Tech Support: “Yes.” Customer: “Just great — I knew it! He’s in trouble now! He was there for almost a half hour! How much does AOL charge for long distance?” Tech Support: “It does not work that way. You can surf anywhere without long distance charges.” Customer: “No, I am sure AOL charges extra. It doesn’t make any sense that they wouldn’t. England is a long way away, they would lose millions not to.” After trying to explain how the web worked, the customer refused to take my word and said she was going to call AOL. A while later she called back. Customer: “Well, AOL said you were correct; no long distance charge for overseas web sites. I do have another question I thought of after I hung up with AOL.” Tech Support: “Yes?” Customer: “Do you think they charge extra for long distance email?” Tech Support: “Trust me — they don’t.” Customer: “Wonderful! My oldest son works in Sweden. He sends us email, but I was always afraid to reply because I didn’t know how much it would cost, so I just called him on the phone. This will save us lots of money! Still if AOL was smart they would charge for this service.”
has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, money, phone
The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, office
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
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