If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error!
Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
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Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer.
Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse.
And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse.
Because there’s only one jack.
Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself?
You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer.
Caller: Are you kidding me!?
Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow.
That’s going to be so much easier!
Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way?
Caller: Six weeks!
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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