The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, sport, student, teacher
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: computer, men
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
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