Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.