Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.