The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, technology
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: computer, men
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
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