The best computer jokes

To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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