The best computer jokes

Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 62.82 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, technology
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, science
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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has 61.50 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, family, IT
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
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