The best dead baby jokes

What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 54.33 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 52.68 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 52.36 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 51.66 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 49.86 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 46.01 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 42.81 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 42.73 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 40.80 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 40.19 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
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