Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.