What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.