What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.