The best dead baby jokes

What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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has 56.59 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 56.26 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 55.31 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 49.76 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 45.60 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 43.97 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 43.45 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 41.89 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 40.52 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
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