The best dead baby jokes

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 56.26 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 55.98 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 55.40 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 50.63 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 48.04 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, morbid, time
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 44.62 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 41.72 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 41.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 40.40 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
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