What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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