Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.