The best dead baby jokes

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 56.45 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 56.28 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 55.68 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 50.54 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 48.83 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, morbid, time
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 44.04 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 43.33 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 42.56 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 40.44 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
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