The best dead baby jokes

What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 54.10 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 52.34 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 51.87 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 51.38 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 49.58 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 45.39 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 42.87 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 42.45 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 40.11 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
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