The best dead baby jokes

Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 56.46 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 56.28 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 55.01 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 50.41 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 46.29 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
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has 45.53 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, morbid, time
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 43.04 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 42.96 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 40.32 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
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