The best dead baby jokes

What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 54.46 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 52.21 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 51.69 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 51.52 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 49.54 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 44.78 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 43.08 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 42.55 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 39.02 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 38.61 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
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