What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!