The best dead baby jokes

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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