The best dead baby jokes

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 56.57 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 55.47 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 50.19 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 47.42 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 43.01 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 41.12 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 41.00 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
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has 40.07 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, morbid, time
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