Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!