Joke #3381

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs. He replied, "Depends."
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Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?" Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"
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Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.." Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
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