How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree?
1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the railroad tracks, and the first bum, Fred, thought he smelled a nasty old smell. He asked his companion, Jeff, ''Did you s**t your pants?''
"Hell no," Jeff said.
They walked a few more miles and the smell got worse.
"Did you s**t your pants, Jeff?"
"I swear to the God almighty I did not s**t my pants," Jeff said.
So they walk three more miles and the smell gets just horrible.
Fred runs over and pulls down Jeff's pants and says, "I thought you said you didn't s**t your pants?!"
"I didn't." Jeff said.
"They're your pants."
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