Joke #3381

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth? A: Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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