Joke #3381

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap." "See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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