The best dead baby jokes

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.78 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 38.01 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 36.82 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 34.75 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 32.83 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 29.63 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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has 24.45 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chocolate, dead baby, morbid, Valentines day
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 20.51 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex