The best dead baby jokes

Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 40.01 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 39.91 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 39.82 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.33 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 32.77 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 32.54 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 32.05 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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has 24.35 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chocolate, dead baby, morbid, Valentines day
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 22.48 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex