The best dead baby jokes

What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 40.44 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 39.90 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 39.46 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.05 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 33.13 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 32.67 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 32.03 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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has 24.30 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chocolate, dead baby, morbid, Valentines day
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 22.38 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex