The best dead baby jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 37.14 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 36.99 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 36.30 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Nobody is born cool. Except of course, dead babies.
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has 35.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, dirty
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 35.88 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 34.05 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
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has 33.93 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, morbid, time
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 31.98 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 22.26 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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has 21.73 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chocolate, dead baby, morbid, Valentines day