What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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Nobody is born cool. Except of course, dead babies.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Q: How do you know if your baby is dead?
A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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