The best dead baby jokes

How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 40.07 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 39.67 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 38.96 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 34.44 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 32.50 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 31.64 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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has 23.51 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chocolate, dead baby, morbid, Valentines day
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 21.21 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex