Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
The police thought it was a cereal killer. 
In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine.
Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges.
As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?"
Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!"
Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
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Q: Why are Germans bad cooks?
A: The only good one killed himself.
Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra?
A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
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Husband: "When I die, I'd like to die making love."
Wife: "At least we know it'll be quick!"
Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?"
Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."