The best death jokes

How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, pirate
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: car, death, dirty, money, wife
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 67.74 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 67.72 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
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