There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Vote:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
Vote:
Patient: "I am sorry to call you to my house so far away from your chamber at this time of night."
Doctor: "Don’t worry. I have another patient near here. So I can Kill two birds with one stone."
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
The police thought it was a cereal killer.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
Vote:
Q: How do you kill an emo?
A: You don't you let depression do the work.
Vote:
Travel agency named „Bermuda triangle" – Let us meet on the other side.
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
Vote:
Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist.
At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart.
A man laughs.
Another man asks him why he laughed.
He says, "I am a gyno I wonder what they will do on my funeral."