Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.