The best death jokes

Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, doctor, food
Travel agency named „Bermuda triangle" – Let us meet on the other side.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: death, travel
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 67.50 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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has 67.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
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has 67.19 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: cat, death, fish, kids, stupid
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers? A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, gay, sex, sport
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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has 67.06 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, war
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 66.98 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
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