Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
Travel agency named „Bermuda triangle" – Let us meet on the other side.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers? A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.