The best death jokes

Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, doctor, food
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 66.04 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably... "My wife missed the bus"
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has 65.98 % from 1199 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, marriage, wife
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 65.97 % from 448 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine. Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges. As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
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has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, ethnic, military, war
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: death, men, military, women
Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, work
Travel agency named „Bermuda triangle" – Let us meet on the other side.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: death, travel
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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has 65.66 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, friendship
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
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