Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?"
Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks?
A: The only good one killed himself.
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors.
Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks.
When asked he replied miserably...
"My wife missed the bus"
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine.
Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges.
As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
Why do women make better soldiers?
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
Q: How do you kill an emo?
A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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Travel agency named „Bermuda triangle" – Let us meet on the other side.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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