When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.