Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.