The best death jokes

When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: cop, death, food, life
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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