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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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