The best death jokes

If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: death, hipster, life
Old librarians never die, they just lose their references.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, death, work
How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, pirate
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably... "My wife missed the bus"
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has 65.93 % from 1191 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, marriage, wife
Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: cat, death, fish, kids, stupid
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