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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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