The best death jokes

Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."
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has 63.76 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: animal, dead baby, death
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, light bulb
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes. The second man said "You don't have time to change shoes. You can't outrun that bear!" The first man said, "I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you"!
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, friendship
Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cop, death, fitness
Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A: A tea party.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: death, money, political
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