The best death jokes

Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: death, hipster, life
Old librarians never die, they just lose their references.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, death, work
How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, pirate
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: death, men, military, women
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers? A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, gay, sex, sport
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably... "My wife missed the bus"
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has 65.93 % from 1191 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, marriage, wife
A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed ‘Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man.' The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?"
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: death, lawyer
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Now, that's gotta be a hell of a thing to go to jail for cable. You in there with mass murderers and everybody. "What you in here for?" "I killed six people. What you in here for?" "Comedy Central."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: death, life, prison
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