You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers?
A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
The police thought it was a cereal killer.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York.
At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady.
What are both men thinking?
Don't look down.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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