The best death jokes

Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bird, Christmas, death, food, Thanksgiving
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wife, women
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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