Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"