The best death jokes

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers? A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, gay, sex, sport
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: cop, death, food, life
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: death, food, stupid, Yo mama
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, old people
A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, death, dirty, geography, sex
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
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