The best death jokes

Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'
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Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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