A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.