The best death jokes

I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, Halloween, time
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, food, stupid, Yo mama
Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: death, medical, viagra
It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, lawyer
Q: Did you hear that the travel agency NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN offers the flights over the Bermuda Triangle? A: Mostly is the trip successful for the first time, max. for the second time. Very popular is also the camping in tents near the shore of the river Nile.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: business, death, time, travel
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, light bulb
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, ugly, Yo mama
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
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