2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it. "Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.