The best death jokes

About 4,000 years ago: God: "I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!" Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note* God: "Correction, I shall create a great flood!"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, god, life, money, time
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, food, stupid, Yo mama
Patient: "I am sorry to call you to my house so far away from your chamber at this time of night." Doctor: "Don’t worry. I have another patient near here. So I can Kill two birds with one stone."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: death, doctor, life
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game
It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, lawyer
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, ugly, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
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