I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
Q: Did you hear that the travel agency NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN offers the flights over the Bermuda Triangle? A: Mostly is the trip successful for the first time, max. for the second time. Very popular is also the camping in tents near the shore of the river Nile.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.