The best death jokes

If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, music
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
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has 57.75 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, drunk, travel
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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