The best death jokes

A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, food, time
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
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