The best death jokes

Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.

Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.

What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.

Blonde: Officer theres like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! Cop: *facepalm*

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!" At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building. The blonde then orders the Same beer. She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window. And falls to her death. The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."

Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!

Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.

Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.

What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!