The best death jokes

Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
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Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Blonde: Officer theres like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! Cop: *facepalm*
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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