The best death jokes

What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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About 4,000 years ago: God: "I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!" Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note* God: "Correction, I shall create a great flood!"
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A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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