The best death jokes

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: death, sex, wife, women
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine. Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges. As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, ethnic, military, war
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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