The best death jokes

Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, ugly, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, death
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 62.75 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Phone a friend and tell them you're a doctor, and you're very, very sorry, but you did everything you could to save their... then pretend that the connection dropped out. Wait a couple beats, then give your deepest condolences. Then hang up.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: death, doctor, health, phone
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