The best death jokes

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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has 55.11 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, lawyer
Q: Did you hear that the travel agency NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN offers the flights over the Bermuda Triangle? A: Mostly is the trip successful for the first time, max. for the second time. Very popular is also the camping in tents near the shore of the river Nile.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: business, death, time, travel
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 54.86 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, cop, death, work
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting
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