The best death jokes

Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
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has 58.56 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, music
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 57.81 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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