Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.