There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: A rotisserie chicken.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company.
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?”
The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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