The best death jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: death, life, math
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, death
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 59.77 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
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