The best death jokes

We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's side. "Sleep now, it's all right," he told her. But she kept trying to sit up and said, "Honey, I really need to tell you something." Finally Jake let her get it off her chest. "Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father." "Don't worry about it," Jake said, "I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"
has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: death, life, wife
Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
has 55.49 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: atheist, church, death
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
has 55.13 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, lawyer
Q: Did you hear that the travel agency NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN offers the flights over the Bermuda Triangle? A: Mostly is the trip successful for the first time, max. for the second time. Very popular is also the camping in tents near the shore of the river Nile.
has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: business, death, time, travel
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
has 54.80 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
has 54.73 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, wife
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
has 54.61 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
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