The best death jokes

Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, religious
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: death, life, math
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, death, heaven
Jenna, Jessica and ariana die. They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud". The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy. Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy. Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall. Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?" The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, god, heaven, life, ugly
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Blonde: Officer theres like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! Cop: *facepalm*
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, death
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