The best death jokes

Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Sherlock Holmes dies and goes to Heaven. There is a brouhaha. Sherlock Holmes asks St. Peter what seems to be the problem. Apparently, Adam has gone 'walkabout' among all the souls. It will take ages to find him. Holmes tracks down Adam, very quickly. The Lord asks Holmes how he recognized Adam among the millions of souls, without ever having met him. "Elementary, my dear God, he has no navel."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: death, god, heaven, life
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, death, heaven
1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself. After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were doing, buried her. After another week, the men, more disgusted by the things they were doing, dug her up.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, women
Jenna, Jessica and ariana die. They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud". The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy. Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy. Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall. Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?" The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, god, heaven, life, ugly
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