Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead.
I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.
Gomer was exultant.
"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
Q: Did you hear that the travel agency NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN offers the flights over the Bermuda Triangle?
A: Mostly is the trip successful for the first time, max. for the second time. Very popular is also the camping in tents near the shore of the river Nile.
What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A: Because his wife died.
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Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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