The best death jokes

Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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has 61.91 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler, morbid
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself. After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were doing, buried her. After another week, the men, more disgusted by the things they were doing, dug her up.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, women
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: death, sex, wife, women
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