The best death jokes

Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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has 57.26 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, death
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, death
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 57.10 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: death, sex, wife
A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: death, life, math
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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