The best death jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
Vote:
has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Vote:
has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, democrat
How many animals can you get into a pair of tights? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 p*ssy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
Vote:
has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, fish
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
Vote:
has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
Sherlock Holmes dies and goes to Heaven. There is a brouhaha. Sherlock Holmes asks St. Peter what seems to be the problem. Apparently, Adam has gone 'walkabout' among all the souls. It will take ages to find him. Holmes tracks down Adam, very quickly. The Lord asks Holmes how he recognized Adam among the millions of souls, without ever having met him. "Elementary, my dear God, he has no navel."
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: death, god, heaven, life
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, religious
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Vote:
has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
Vote:
has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: death, life, math
<<<39404142
More jokes →
Page 39 of 58.