The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.