The best death jokes

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 52.49 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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has 52.26 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
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