The best death jokes

If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!" At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building. The blonde then orders the Same beer. She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window. And falls to her death. The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, blonde, celebrity, death
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
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