The best death jokes

There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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has 51.70 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 51.57 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A snail is walking down the road, when all of a sudden two turtles appear. They rough up the snail, take his money, and leave him for dead. Months later in the courtroom, after the two turtles have been arrested, the judge asks the snail to describe what happened on the night of the assault. The snail says, "Gee, I would love to, your honor, but it all happened so fast!"
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, money
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
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