There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
A snail is walking down the road, when all of a sudden two turtles appear. They rough up the snail, take his money, and leave him for dead. Months later in the courtroom, after the two turtles have been arrested, the judge asks the snail to describe what happened on the night of the assault. The snail says, "Gee, I would love to, your honor, but it all happened so fast!"
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?