The best death jokes

Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it. "Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, death, health, hospital
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 48.37 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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has 48.35 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: death, women
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