The best death jokes

John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident. When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St. Peter and said, "St. Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can’t find him!" St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn’t make it to Heaven." This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in hell with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other. John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, "Are you sure I’m in the right place?" "My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that keg of beer? It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn’t!"
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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