Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Roses are red
tulips are black.
You'd look great
with a knife in your back.
Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died?
A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies?
A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A: Because his wife died.
What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself out late and decided to look for a place to rest the night.
He finally found a hut in the middle of the woods and knocked on the door.
An old man answered, and he agreed to give Johhny a bed for the night on one condition: the man's teenaged daughter would be in the other bed, and Johnny was not to touch her or disturb her sleep in any way.
Johnny agreed, but changed his mind when he saw how beautiful the sleeping girl was and, while she didn't respond to his caresses, she didn't push him away either.
The next morning, Johnny awoke alone, but he figured the girl had gone to do her chores and he eagerly awaited her return.
Instead the old man walked in, wiping the tears from his eyes.
"What's wrong?" asked Johnny.
"Oh, I've just come back from the cemetery we had my little girl's funeral this morning. But thank you so much for sitting up with her body last night."
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.