The best death jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: atheist, church, death
Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St. Peter if they can still be married. "Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back." Six months pass and Peter returns. "Yes, we can do this for you." The couple asks, "Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out, is there a possibility that we can be divorced?" To which St. Peter answers, "It took me six months to find a priest up here how long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer?"
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: car, death, heaven, marriage, wedding
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, little Johnny, time
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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has 56.25 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral, music
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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has 56.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, dog
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
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