The best death jokes

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, tax, work
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
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