It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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