The best death jokes

Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Halloween, teen
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, tax, work
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, soccer
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