Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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