Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.