The best death jokes

The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: death, life
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, friendship, marriage, wife
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, death
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
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