The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window.
After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window.
He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window.
After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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