The best death jokes

Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: death, love, women
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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has 46.72 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: death, women
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, friendship, marriage, wife
Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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has 46.37 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, little Johnny, stupid
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, death
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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