The best death jokes

Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's side. "Sleep now, it's all right," he told her. But she kept trying to sit up and said, "Honey, I really need to tell you something." Finally Jake let her get it off her chest. "Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father." "Don't worry about it," Jake said, "I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"
has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: death, life, wife
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
First man: "I follow the medical profession." Second man: "Are you a doctor?" First man: "No, I'm an undertaker."
has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, doctor, medical, work
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
has 55.13 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, wife
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
has 55.11 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people, church, death, god, heaven
Roses are blue My thumb's got a sliver I drank far too much and I'm killing my liver.
has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, death, drunk, poems
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