When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses would be accepted except illness or a death in the immediate family. A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Roses are blue My thumb's got a sliver I drank far too much and I'm killing my liver.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.