The best death jokes

When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 51.50 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses would be accepted except illness or a death in the immediate family. A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."
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has 51.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: death, family, school, sex, teacher
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
Roses are blue My thumb's got a sliver I drank far too much and I'm killing my liver.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, death, drunk, poems
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 51.00 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 51.00 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
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