The best death jokes

The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 47.81 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000." "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months? How sad." "Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, death, money
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, drug
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep when they die instead of the normal six feet? Because deep down they are really good people.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, lawyer
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
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