The best death jokes

Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, fish, time
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, death
A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it. "Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, death, health, hospital
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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has 47.57 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: death, women
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
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