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Roses are blue My thumb's got a sliver I drank far too much and I'm killing my liver.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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