The best death jokes

Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, music
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: atheist, church, death
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: death, math
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 58.22 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 57.73 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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has 57.43 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: death, morbid, poems
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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has 57.26 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, death
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
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