The best death jokes

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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has 50.27 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: black people, death
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, lawyer
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, Yo mama
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