Roses are blue My thumb's got a sliver I drank far too much and I'm killing my liver.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.