The best death jokes

Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Roses are blue My thumb's got a sliver I drank far too much and I'm killing my liver.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, death, drunk, poems
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 51.36 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 51.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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