The best death jokes

Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game
A Gujarati Funeral… A family in Gujarat got simply puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Puj. Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the Daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to all her brothers and sisters: Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben & Varsha, I am sending Puj. Ba’s dead body to you, since it was her last wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Kadhywad, GUJARAT, India. Sorry, I could not come, all of my paid leaves got consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ba’s body, 5 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates, 8 packets of Badam and few items for Kids. Please divide these among all of you. Near Ba’s feet, you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct! Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and rest you can decide. The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba’s left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take it. The few pairs of white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among all the Nephews. Please distribute all these above items fairly & equally. Yours loving sister, Anubhavi P.S.: If anything more needed, let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days…
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: death, food, funeral, life
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
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