The best death jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, life
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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has 43.76 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, dog
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
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has 43.69 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, doctor, hospital
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 43.61 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral
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