The best death jokes

Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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has 43.68 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, dog
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called the vicar who had married her. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I have had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the Reverend, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what on earth am I going to do with the body?"
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: death, marriage, wedding
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. "Sir, please calm down," the manager replied. "It's dead. It can't bother you now." "The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said. "It's his pallbearers."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: death, sport
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 42.75 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
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