The best death jokes

Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, life
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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has 43.86 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, death, racist
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 43.54 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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has 43.22 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, dog
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: death, sport
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