The best death jokes

Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 43.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, soccer
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 43.46 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
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has 43.24 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, doctor, hospital
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. "Sir, please calm down," the manager replied. "It's dead. It can't bother you now." "The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said. "It's his pallbearers."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
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