The best death jokes

Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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has 45.43 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? Answer: A widow.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, women
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 45.30 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called the vicar who had married her. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I have had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the Reverend, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what on earth am I going to do with the body?"
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: death, marriage, wedding
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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has 45.24 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, little Johnny, time
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