The best death jokes

A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 45.30 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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has 45.24 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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has 44.64 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, death, racist
Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? Answer: A widow.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, women
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, little Johnny, time
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, life
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