The best death jokes

Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 50.69 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 50.04 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, heaven
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, soccer
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, Yo mama
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