Q: What do you call a flying Jew?
A: Ashes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
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Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.