Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
A: Santa comes down the chimney.
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting.
I'm not getting up."
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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