The best death jokes

Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 43.60 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 43.45 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: death, sport
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 42.67 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 42.32 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
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