The best death jokes

Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. "Sir, please calm down," the manager replied. "It's dead. It can't bother you now." "The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said. "It's his pallbearers."
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A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called the vicar who had married her. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I have had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the Reverend, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what on earth am I going to do with the body?"
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? Answer: A widow.
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."
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