The best death jokes

Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 40.90 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: death, love, women
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, religious
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
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