The best death jokes

Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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has 40.90 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, religious
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
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