Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.