Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary."
Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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