Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.
The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition.
The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ.
Aaron, you see what I am seeing?
Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine.
That long?
No, that dead.
Little Johnny was a chemist.
Little Johnny is no more.
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: A rotisserie chicken.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep when they die instead of the normal six feet?
Because deep down they are really good people.