The best death jokes

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"
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This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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