The best death jokes

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, life
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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has 49.10 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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has 48.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, little Johnny, stupid
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 48.52 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, soccer
Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep when they die instead of the normal six feet? Because deep down they are really good people.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: death, lawyer
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