A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt.
This parrot was a very nasty parrot.
It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer.
The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped.
George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.”
He opened the door and saw the bird alive!
The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again.
George said, “Why the change?”
The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
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