The best death jokes

A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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has 39.74 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 39.51 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: death, love, women
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, death
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
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