The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said:
"Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor.
He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss.
"Sir, please calm down," the manager replied.
"It's dead. It can't bother you now."
"The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said.
"It's his pallbearers."
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting.
I'm not getting up."
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
Q: How do you know that a dead body found by the side of the road is a nurse?
A: Because its stomach is empty, its bladder is full, and its ass chewed!
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Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.