Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"?
A: He got crucified
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The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
The bull must have drug him a mile!
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called the vicar who had married her.
"Reverend," she wailed, "John and I have had a dreadful fight!"
"Calm down, my child," said the Reverend, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"
"I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what on earth am I going to do with the body?"
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said:
"Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!