The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. "Sir, please calm down," the manager replied. "It's dead. It can't bother you now." "The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said. "It's his pallbearers."
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
Q: How do you know that a dead body found by the side of the road is a nurse? A: Because its stomach is empty, its bladder is full, and its ass chewed!
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.