Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.