The best death jokes

Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death
The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: death, life
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 46.74 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, drug
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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has 46.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: death, women
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called the vicar who had married her. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I have had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the Reverend, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what on earth am I going to do with the body?"
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, marriage, wedding
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
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