The best death jokes

A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 44.81 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 44.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. "Sir, please calm down," the manager replied. "It's dead. It can't bother you now." "The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said. "It's his pallbearers."
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, death
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 43.20 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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has 43.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, death, racist
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