A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
"Dead."
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look!
A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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