The best death jokes

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 44.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. "Sir, please calm down," the manager replied. "It's dead. It can't bother you now." "The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said. "It's his pallbearers."
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 43.96 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Q: How do you know that a dead body found by the side of the road is a nurse? A: Because its stomach is empty, its bladder is full, and its ass chewed!
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, nurse
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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has 43.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, death, racist
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, friendship, marriage, wife
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
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