The best death jokes

2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, music
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."
has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
has 39.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
has 39.39 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
has 38.91 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
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