Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called the vicar who had married her. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I have had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the Reverend, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what on earth am I going to do with the body?"
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!