2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
"Dead."
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck.
And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.