The best death jokes

Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 39.97 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, music
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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has 39.39 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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has 39.12 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 39.10 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
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