The best death jokes

2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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has 40.22 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 39.65 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: death, love, women
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
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