The best death jokes

The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 44.63 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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has 44.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, death, racist
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 44.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. "Sir, please calm down," the manager replied. "It's dead. It can't bother you now." "The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said. "It's his pallbearers."
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: death, sport
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: death, ethnic, wife
Q: How do you know that a dead body found by the side of the road is a nurse? A: Because its stomach is empty, its bladder is full, and its ass chewed!
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, nurse
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 43.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 43.72 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
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