The best death jokes

I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 40.08 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, music
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, death
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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has 39.64 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
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