2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.