The best democrat jokes

Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: death, democrat
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
has 64.63 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: democrat, music, political
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: democrat, dog, political, vulgar
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
has 57.08 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, republican
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, tax
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
has 53.99 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: democrat, insulting, light bulb
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
has 53.53 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: bar, democrat, political, racist, white people
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
has 47.87 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: democrat, genie, political, republican, stupid
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