Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals?
A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?
A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS:
Dangerous
Excessive
Member
Of
Crazy
Rats
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