Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.