The best democrat jokes

Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: democrat, ethnic, political
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 62.39 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, democrat
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: democrat, insulting, light bulb
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: democrat, dog, political, vulgar
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: democrat, music, political
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, republican
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: democrat, political, republican
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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has 51.96 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: bar, democrat, political, racist, white people
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