The best democrat jokes

Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, democrat
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 61.15 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: democrat, music, political
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: democrat, dog, political, vulgar
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: democrat, political, republican
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, republican
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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has 52.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: democrat, genie, political, republican, stupid
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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has 49.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: bar, democrat, political, racist, white people