Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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