Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!