Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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