The best democrat jokes

Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
has 64.73 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: democrat, music, political
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: death, democrat
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
has 62.64 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: democrat, dog, political, vulgar
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
has 59.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, tax
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
has 59.04 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, republican
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
has 54.82 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: bar, democrat, political, racist, white people
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
has 54.42 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: democrat, insulting, light bulb
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
has 49.05 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: democrat, genie, political, republican, stupid
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