Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One...men will screw anything.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.
A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said.
"It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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