Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency?
A: At least two!
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!