Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
You are so old, you fart dust.
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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