Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see."
She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
The following conversation took place in school.
Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve."
Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes."
Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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