Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.
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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What sort of answer did you have in mind?
A: None - just assume it's changed.
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency?
A: At least two!
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