Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.
One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A. One - men will screw anything.
B. One - men will screw up anything.
C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.