Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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