Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi.
They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
Q: How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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