Joke #14168

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.

If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.

Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.

A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"

Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!

Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.

Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.

A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.

How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.