Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
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Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see."
She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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